Lassen Sie lose (Let loose)

2006-03-10T15:40:00.000+07:00

A whole New blog....
I must be quite insane to spend time on it when my midterms are just around the corner....
Anyway hope u guys like it
Be sure to check out the Autoshow Gallery
And leave a comment...
Will do more touch up after the exams...
Till then... Enjoy....

2006-01-06T11:24:00.000+07:00

Why does the grass always seem greener on the other side?
Its strange but true....

How many of us hated the time we were in ns.... But surprisingly now, theres a part of you that miss the times and felt than its better than the heactic university life...

For me, I always tot that overseas university will be fun, a whole new experience... Yes it's a whole new experience, but it isnt exactly fun... Some1 did ask me whether i wld prefer to study in Nus or at my current university... And my answer to her was ehzz.. i guess it could be Nus... The reasoning is simple... Having a new house, a car to roam around with, lots of frens to hang out with...

Lol, but decision is made and Im here with 3 and 1/2 or 4 and 1/2 more yrs to go... Regretting my decision?? not really... there are still some plus sides to study here... At least, I have less distrations in studies, the opportunity to learn the culture and lifestyle here....

Lol this post is retarded and contridiciting... Guess its juz me with my homesick blues for the first week... Anyway... new semester, new year, new resolution.....

New year resolutions are to aim to develop myself in all aspects....
-Brain.... Study hard
-Looks..... Put on more weight by working out more to gain more muscle mass and to keep that clear complexion...
- Style..... Yeah style... Dreams to get a car that is totally unique to Singapore... Rich fucks wldnt be able to get it cos they would'nt noe how to maintain and ah bengs will juz be gasping in awe..

As for the new semester... Hope to do just a well as the previous semester (cos first semester set the standard too high liao...) and to get to socialise more....

Anyway here are the results for the last semester....

Graphics and Design A 4.0
Calculus A+ 4.3
Physics A+ 4.3
Technical Communication A+ 4.3
Linear Algebra A+ 4.3

Yeah wicked sick... haha dunno how I did that... Average a Gpa of 4.24 out of 4.3.....

2006-01-03T11:58:00.000+07:00

Finally updating this long neglected blog....
Back in Canada after spending 2 fulfulling weeks back home...
Really enjoyed the time spent meeting up with frens and love wans...
Only if i had more time
I cood plan more activities @ the beautiful house my dad built...
I cood eat more nice food...
I cood ..... and the list goes on...

Next break, I promise i will organize something like a futsal at NIE, chill out water game at my pool and barbeque or out to town for dinner, then movie... Woaz sounds good...
Lol.. Damn, sch haven started, thinking of next break.... Jialat.... So fast homesick liao...

Anyway, frens here have all moved back to their room... Met up with them, and gave them some small X'mas gifts... Tot ang moh country, so muz follow ang moh culture, exchange X'mas gift... Tmd... End up they didnt exchange any gifts... Cheat my damn feelings... Or they racist isit, dun wanna exchange gift with the asian kid....

Lol... Anyway, they werent any of the above, juz that they didnt bring anything along, and they sorta say they will get me something next time... God noes when ah...

Finished up with all my unpackin, room looks good.... And... after realising the importance of having a facial wash on long flights and due to the climate here, my pimples are all dying... yahoo...

Gonna sleep... Sch starts at 10am tmr... Hope to get up early to do some light workout since every1 commented I seem to be even skinnier... Back to 7 hours of sleep a day....

Till next time, take care every1....

2005-12-02T13:41:00.000+07:00

My boring graphics lecture....

My coat for the harsh cold weather...
My area of hardcore studying
The start of snow..
And my winter shoes...

2005-11-03T12:06:00.000+07:00

Have u ever thank ur parents for making u the person u are rite now...
I realised that most of the time, we wallow in self pity, hate urself for being dumb, wish u were better looking, ....
and the list goes on....

Today i shall thank my papa and mama for the man i am...
I noe you have invested lots of hope in me and I will strive hard...

Today I did u proud by topping the linear algebra mid terms with 49.5/50.
(although I think I screwed up my physics mid terms... Got quite a few mcqs wrong... holy shit... but like this even out rite...)

And for that I want qi fai, 328, wee nam.... B4 u start speculating, its qi fai bah kuh teh, 328 katong laksa, wee nam chicken rice ( although i think the standard drop already). Damn, I miss the food man... Its pizza and burger here everyday... And dun worry, I haven gain any weight though... I'm tested and proven against the most fatty junk food...

And i miss the sun.... Im already blending to the colour of snow even though it hasn't start snowing...

Few more weeks man... Till then... more assignments, 2nd mid terms, projects, final exams....

Anyway, juz uploaded one of the greatest love song... This rod steward song juz set the atmosphere for any nice romantic atmosphere. And with this, I will reveal the the love equation... Haha, lame but its 17*x^2-16xy+17*y^2=225.

It plots u a nice heart man... How many of u can think of such eqn... Hahaha.... Crappy but sometimes gal like it man... so there u go... start impressing those nerdy gals with the eqn of love.

2005-10-31T12:31:00.000+07:00

Finally an update heh... Paiseh, was caught up with lots of work and action.. therefore I didnt realli have the time and muz admit I didnt realli felt like blogging... Anyway here it is, so stop complaining... lolz..

Past weeks haf been rather busy as there were the weekly quizes and the first mid term of each course per week. Spend most of my time studying and tutoring the other students. I muz say ang moh kids may look good but they arent veri smart... So any of u guys struggling in ur universities, be assured that u r million times smarter than lots of other pple...

Group assignments are now often solo assignments to me.. Cos most of the time, the guys will come up with the most interesting ans... and then rely on mine to submit in.. Got back my calculus mid term marks and half the course failed... Its rather funny cos after the exams, these pple are so confident of their wrong ans and they will try to convince u that their ans is right.. Guess its rather surprising for them when they recieve their marks... For me, i got a 44.5/50, not very impressive though.. highest was 47.5 scored by an indian scholar.

Anyway i dun wan to be deem as a nerd, although now i got lots of pple coming up to me to ask me qns... Guess thats okay, since it sorta spread my popularity... haha... Anyway, tmr is halloween, and halloween is a big thing here man...

Pple wait all yr long for this party... In elementary school here, it will be scary costumes and trick or treat... But in university, halloween is an excuse for gals to dressed up like hookers and be totally cool with it... I presume there's gonna be some wild parties going on... I join some of my frens in the after exams craze in the residence and I tell u its wild... The gals are much more hornier than the guys... Its like u can juz tell that they juz want sex...

It was during this craze that i managed to get a bit of vodka and beer into my bloodstream... Guys and gals are juz walking along the corridors.. Some dude, like my next room neighbour will open up his place, blast his stereo to R&B and invite pple in... One gal even went to open up the floor lounge and played her Dance Dance Revolution.... OmG... Its suppose to be quite cool but wat the hell.. King yau wld haf rocked here heh...

oh yah... I was sipping my beer with my frens at the lounge... It was juz us in the lounge... then in came these 2 drunk gals... They were juz heavily intoxicated, and 1 gal went up to the dance dance revolution machine and tried to play with it.. the other, for ur information is the gal who calls me Singapore, was lying down by the couch... then she was asking us to share any hard liqour and then...

she screamed... "its so hot"...

and off came her shirt... and unzipped her pants.. holy shit... and its not helping that im the singapore boy and im in this big empty room occupied by only 5 pple... The other gal saw her taking off and took off hers too... Hahaha, crazy fellows, then they were trying to put up some erotic display like, guys im so hot here, can u help...

Haha, sorry gal, im attached, and till my gf gives up on me, I will be a man and protect my manhood... haha... then shortly she left the room without her shirt on, and that is when the security guard came...

haha, that scared the shit out of her, and she tried to put on her shirt so fast... The other gal was like trying to cover up with the lamest excuse ever like, playing DDR will get ur shirt caught and dangled up... Ehz?? Hello??

anyway, basically the rest of it were guys hooking up with gals, and gals hooking up with guys and off to bed for some exercise... I went to sleep, without any exercise....

So cant wait to see what happens on halloween... supposedly there was some pre halloween party last nite and i happen to see gals in fishnet stockings and etc.... juz screaming out for sex....

Sad thing is, I dun haf any costume to blend in... Saw this guy in army attire and was like c'mon, dun think u are all that cool... I shd haf got my camou cream and no.4 and stuff... and show him wat a soldier really looks like.. Lolz..

In my neigbour's room with my frens jamming up the music and dancing to the strobe light....
Haha, I noe this is out of point... But happen to see this photo in my phone.... Hmm... Whos that smooth criminal??

Anyway, back to track, I caught this car program on TV and i thinks its freaking cool... There is this team of pple who are so good with cars and they go arnd 'stealing' pple's car. A family member of the owner will call on this team and bring the car to them without letting the owner noe. This team will then modify it, change the sound system, cushion, engine, rims, everything in fact, and surprise the owner in the end... Sort of like building the dream car for that person...

If Singapore lets down its strict control on car modification, I will aim to make such a show in Singapore man... Seriously y is Singapore so uptight with the car modification... Cos only ITE guys and the Malaysians noe how to modify, so not very safe?

C'mon let this automotive engineer show u that its okay and im sure General Motors will be pleased with the change in restrictions of car... Anyway, even if Singapore die die dun wanna change the laws, I still be able to play arnd with the assecories of the car.... Right now, a good buddy of mine here is teaching me things abt car steroes and internal wirings... How to chunk infinity speakers into ur car and produce the best bass reproductions and so on... Man, u shd see wat some of these guys do to their cars... And hopefully i will bring that back to singapore...

So in 4 yrs time.... I will make sure that the cars u guys are driving will haf a whole new look to it....

2005-10-17T03:34:00.000+07:00

Though this weekend is pack with tons of work, I managed to squeeze time off and went shopping with couple of ang moh frens... Lots of assignments due, quizes and mid terms are all on this coming week... normally I shd be mugging like hell now... But i guess i still do okay, prob cos I felt the mid term calculus that I juz had was easy... Futhermore I tot abt it and Im not here to be a hardcore nerd... All I need to do is to get grades better than B.. I will still get my honours, so theres no need to strive so hard for a A+, which i was trying hard to maintain. And if u r so freaking studious, pple gonna dislike u man... I dun wanna be one of those international student who comes here and spoil the market and everybody hates u... Im gonna be the coolest international dude arnd, as a matter of fact, I am the coolest international dude arnd.. LOLz

Oh yah can sense it whenever I do abit better than my roommate, he gets upset... haha, competitive ah...

Back to shopping trip... And it was rather fun as this guy had his car here, and he was reving his engine (obviously tuned) as we went arnd places and getting stuff... They noe I wasnt from Canada so they basically went arnd and got me my equipment for winter.. Got winter shoes and coat..

Haha, u never knew u need winter shoes leh.... These are shoes that suppose to help u maneuver in the snow... Normal shoes will juz haf no friction and u end up slipping everynow and then...

I look at these guys and they noe so much more abt cars than me man... They will check their tires and engines to maintain it and do some tunings on their own... Esp in countries in winter, car maintanance will be a problem, like you need to change to winter tires and stuff.. Me, I cant even be bothered to check any part of my car except the gas meter....

Next time, Im gonna be the coolest dad and teach my son abt mechanics. When he is young, let him play with mechanical toys, juz like Newton.. Then as he is older teach him abt how the car operates and when he is 18, i will buy him a rather average car and he can do the tuning up himself... Oh yah I will teach him to play soccer too... Lolz.. How cool is that.. Haha, but thats quite far fetched still... Now got no money, so cannot haf son.. hahaha....

Okae, gotta mug liaoz...

2005-10-11T05:36:00.000+07:00

I admire engineers, cos they are wat they are today, by completing the heaviest workload that a university can offer. They could have easily chose some other faculties and most likely have an easier life, but no!.... they chose to be engineers....

During my orientation week, there was this faculty challenge thingy going on... And one of the engineers were jeering pple from the business and justice department.. It caught the attn of a gal in business and she stared at this particular guy, replying back, " Hey wats ur problem, we pple from the business are actually gonna be your future boss... "

Quite a good remark, but not good enuff...

The guy from the engineering department juz replied, "We engineers do not have a boss.. We design, we invent, we create, we engineer... " tapping his head as he said this. Then he went on, " We built ur office and everything you gonna need in order for your business to survive. Without engineers there wouldnt be the world today..."

Thats it lah... Engineers rulee... 3 cheers for the engineers....

I noe you all are suffering under the heavy workload... I've mugged thru my long weekend, and find myself with still some more work to do... And then i turn arnd and see the pple in business or other faculties partying and enjoying life...

I have lost my life... I haven watched a movie, haven touch the steering wheel or a car, much less to say drive a car, haven played a real soccer game, haven went out for shopping (except for groceries), haven touched beer, haven touch alcohol and the list goes on...

I hope you pple still haf a life... My only hope is that I will find mine back this December...

A happier song to cheer u all up.. From the Disney soundtrack... Shooting Stars... Lolz...
And isit that hard to find 2 female companions... Tackle the china meis in ur uni lah... I bet they are damn desperate for any attn.....

2005-10-09T08:56:00.000+07:00

I was thinking abt my winter break and I came up with something...

The Great BBq by the pool...

Yes... I will organise a bbq at my new house... All who noe me are invited, namely the /S guys and the NFS gang... Gals are kindly invited!

Anyway to reach the great /S dream and not to turn this bbq like any other gay parties where we end up throwing guys into pool and start stripping each other, I would make an admission criteria...

To be part of this ultimate bbq, you muz haf 2 female companions... Yes juz 2... Simple rite... Ehz for those of u who are attached, I guessed one wld do... However, it is always kindly appreciated that you bring more gals along... And may i remind you that you may choose not to bring your gf too... Whatever happens in the house will stay at the house... No news of the party or watsoever will leak out.... LOLz...

Pls bring along your swim attire, that also apply for the gals too. Unless they like to go into the pool naked or with their clothes on... As gentleman, I will not refuse entry to any ladies but pls choose your female companions wisely... My pool isnt exactly very big, so... pple like Aozhi gonna take up some space liaoz... I guess u noe wat i mean....

U haf 9 weeks to this bbq.... Start hunting for ur female companions now... And of cos, alcohol will be widely abundant...

Any other suggestions?

P.S. Somehow i got the feeling that nobody will end up coming to this bbq... LOLz...

2005-10-08T23:44:00.000+07:00

Woaz....
Juz saw some newspaper at the lobby of my residence...
and the headline went...

"OPG (Ontario Power Generation) makes 10 million investment at UOIT"

First GM dunno invested how many millions on this sch..
now all the big MNCs are doing likewise...
seems like this sch is getting so damn rich...
MIT step aside man... Here comes UOIT...

And oh yah i will check out how much the shirts of my sch cost and let u all know.. So those of u who wants can order... LOLz...

2005-10-08T10:33:00.000+07:00

Its thankgiving weekend...
So its a long weekend.. Monday is a public holiday...
Its friday here and everybody is gone...
All went back to enjoy the turkey dinner and family reunion...

Pple studying here are almost like overseas students... Cos majority of them stay like a few hours drive from here and they end up staying in the residence... Only on holidays or breaks, they head home.... Days like this weekend.... So during their time here, it makes them rather studious, since there is no comfort from home. Juz here to mug and make my competition tough...

I like living at the residence, cos there's no worries on the electricity and water bills... I've paid for my stay here already... So rite now, all alone since my roommate went back too, I haf the television turn on, the 2 laptops turn on... I can take frequent showers.... Im can do anything here man... Lolz..

And oh yah, I got myself a new hairstyle prior to this thanksgiving weekend... Not bad, although its rather obvious that the hairdresses in Singapore is much more skilled...

Hmmm its actually only 9 weeks to my winter break...Lolz haven finish my mid terms exams and thinking abt holidays laoz... Aiyah, I cant wait to get back.. To sun tan... Weather here is getting cold man... I missed the sun...

Every afternoon I can lay by my new house pool and sun tan... Maybe go sentosa too.... I will get a super funky hairstyle when i get back too.... And I will probably organise a bbq at my place when i get back....

And Im still pondering if whether I shd get a car here... Advantage is that it makes life so much more convenient, I can do my grocery shopping at ease even during winter, can always go hang out at some nice place, and get things from toronto easily... Disadvantage, the cost of upkeeping a car, I be in Singapore for my summer breaks and the winter snow is gonna be a problem....

2005-10-08T04:36:00.000+07:00

Ever wondered how to get the LTA coming after you....
Well well, just get some cars from canada....

1) Need for Speed?
-> Supercharger on top on some old junk..
-> Power pack me...

2) Turn your automobile to some military stuff...

-> Any1 call for a chopper?

-> Art of camouflage.... Stealth vehicle in the making

3) High tech vehicles..
-> comfort ride for any1?

How to get attention seeking cars?

-> back to jurassic park?
-> Starwars?

-> Need a shoe?

Ever tot how spoilers might end up being "wings" of a car?

-> I can fly!

Wat happens when u meet with a road bully or the LTA?
-> burn them down...

Need more exhaust?

-> woaz.......

2005-10-07T10:49:00.000+07:00

Let me qoute my fren, ah kow's blog :

"Tekong, circa 2004.
PMS.
Yr goddamn recruit show me his fucked up piece of work ofa webbing.
I tell him nicely once to go back and do it, cozhe will be wearing it for the next 3months.
He shrugs offand goes back to his pathetic corner to redo.
I tik aiya,its alrite let him be, Sgt Nice Guy.
He comes back minutes later, and obviously he hasn't done much.
I tell him eh fuck off go do the thingproperly.
He gives u a fuck face and walks off.
I see the nearest piece ofthing, a helmet, I pick it up, I scream, " U FUCKING LAO CHEE BYE,KA NI NA BU! U tik YOUR FUCKING LAO PEI ARMY. EVEN YOUR FUCKINGSERGEANT MUST SEE YOUR LAO JIAO BIN. NI NA BU u FUCKING KNOCK ITDOWN B4 I MAKE SURE U DUN EVEN SEE FUCKING SINGAPORETHIS WEEKEND."

Goddamn recruit drops to his fours and stares upat u, trembling alittle. "sorry sergeant."" SORRY KI LAN, KI NI NA, OUTSIDE ACT LIKE BIG FUCK RITE,GUAI LAN YOUR FAMILY, GUAI LAN YOUR FREN, NOW COMEin WANA GUAI LAN your SERGEANT, U FUCKING ZHAI RITE."

"no sergeant" he mumbles."WHAT THE FUCK U SAY, LIKE FUCKING AH KUA LIKE TAT,EH MAGGOT, WHAT THE FUCK U SAY! U tryING TO SCOLD ME RITE""NO SERGEANT, SORRY SERGeant!" he finally blurts out."SoRRY no CURE. Go Wear your fucking helmet, run up 5 storey and report to me."there he goes....."

end of qoute..

There you go, army days heh... Days that you once hated most and could nv haf guessed that you actually miss it someday... Days when stress wasn't about university quizes and exams but on how to avoid the "big shots" and out of any potential trouble... Days when you have to babysit 50 new dumbass and teach them some discipline...

Reading ah kow's article sort of made me reflect back on my army days. Though army wasted my 2 yrs of prime teenage years, it actually taught me to be rather mature and independent.. Most of my recruits then were older than me, and yet I had to be so much more mentally matured than them... All I had were just a few more months of training than them.. They come to you with girlfriend, family, frens, watsoever problems and you gotta be there and help them man... Juz cant go like "hey, why dont u go crying to your mama. Ur platoon sergeant not very free you know..."

You haf to be some1 they look up to and some1 they really like and aspire to be... Slack as I am..Lolz... I guessed I was still rather well liked by my recruits and they even tried so hard to read my mood...

Im still living alone though... Far far away home, all by myself... No car, but with university stress... Thats rather sucky... Was talking to my bro some time ago and he told me abt the COE prices dropping... Will this help me in my future career? How will the market be now and in 5 yrs time?

Its always been striking me if the money my parents invested on me for abroad studies is well worth it... So wat if I got all As and get into the Dean's list here... (Thats quite tough though..) Does that mean I will do extremely well in my future career... In reality no, just that you have a headstart... Sometimes you think why you study so hard when pple who quit sch and sell chicken rice can be millionairs. Now that Im in university, do I have a career plan, making sure that what I study is well worth the money, time and brain cells...

The thing that I can fall back on is that graduating here, I can get a job here from C$5000 onwards. But that isnt the purpose of my studies here.... What knowledge do I need to source and take with me, to dominate the Singapore market and eventually the Asia market in my field... Studying the right course here might be the path to it... But this is juz the beginning... Haf you guys tot abt it or juz studying for the sake of getting a degree and hope that this 21 yrs of studying may worth something....

Lots of guys here in my universities noe so much more abt cars than me... Since cars are cheap here, they can easily get 1 and they will start playing around with it... Juz like in Singapore, lots of kids know how to assemble their own computers... The guys, juz 17 yrs old with their new license are already modifying their cars... They tune the engines, do up the accesories and stuff... These are stuffs that few Singaporeans other than the mechanics can do... I guess thats why they are in the automotive engineering course with me... I hope that in 4 yrs time, I can be like them happily tuning my own car...

2005-09-30T20:30:00.000+07:00

ITs 1st October... Which marks 9 months since we started dating... The nice, sweet Jan 1st date is still fresh in my head...

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, darling.....

Hmmm, I guess our relationship is rather confusing, even im not too sure abt it... Our stand is that we are no longer together as a couple, just very good friends... but in actual fact that neither one of us will commit to a new relationship and we do miss each other alot...

There was 1 nite while showering, I was wondering wats my view on the difference between liking and loving some1.. I guess you can always like some1, but when loving some1 comes as a total new story... Loving some1 is to practically make her keep liking you. Being able to always entertain her, share her sad moments and cheer her up, fill her life with full of surprises, be the strong stable shoulder for her tired head to lean upon... If you cant fulfil these basic criterias and wanna rush into a relationship, i guess the relationship wont last very long as it was doomed when it juz began...

Rite now in the other part of the world, I guess there is so limited things that i can do for u, maybe juz msning with u to entertain u and cheer u up... Am I qualified for this love? I guess not, thats y I told u the things the other nite. However no matter what, I feel that we will always share this special relationship. I will still be be there for u still when u need it...

Anyway, its been 4 weeks since im here... wahahaha... so means another 9 weeks b4 going back... Haha, and oh yah, your 9 months anniversary present is the pullover and T-shirt from my school... I think u gonna love it and its kinda cool to wear something that states University of Ontario Institute of Technology in Singapore heh... Soon this sch gonna be famous somemore... Wont mail it to you though.. Haha, personally bring back for u this dec.

Hmmm, weather here is getting cold man... I was shivering and and chattering when I ran to the gym with a jacket, shirt and shorts.... Wind here is strong man, news report said it went to abt 100km/h.... But on the other note, I feel its quite a experience to enjoy this chilly wind... Have you all ever tried drinking ice cuppucino in this cold weather? I was savouring this nice ice cuppucino from Tim Hortons (famous for donuts and ice cuppucino) in this late drizzling nite... I was like "woah... I wont get to feel this shit in Singapore man.... Cold winds howling at you and you are there drinking something cold... "

Haha, nowadays, my roommate is very on abt going to gym.... There was this one day when he looked at my abs and said how did you train to get that... I told him honestly, its natural... Skinny pple like me juz get born with it.. Haha, obviously he didnt buy that, and the fact that I eat so much during meals didnt substantiate my point.. So I volunteered to hit the gym and start training with him... Good way to keep fit, release stress and look at some hot ang moh chick training out.. LOLz...

Haha, I think Im a China mei magnet man... There is this other chinese gal who sometimes stares at me during class.... Maybe cos I set my own trend here, think Im the only guy who wears slippers and berms to sch, compared to the ang mohs always wear skater shoes and mostly pants... Maybe thats y I got the attn of the rather exotic gal in my calculus lecture... We sort of look at each other and she smiled and I was too stunned to do anything... Lolz...

School is getting pretty good... Some guys think im the coolest guy arnd cos I stopped sch for 3 yrs for the army and end up smarter than them... lolz... but then im so careless, think i need to work on my basic addition, substraction, multiplication and division man... Always lose marks there, lost my fast and sharp mathematical mind during the army days man...

Heres the mugger corner of the week......

For last week ans, the error in the equation was that you couldnt divide the equation by (x - y), cos x-y=0... And u cant divide anything by zero... Got it... Lolz

Interesting fact....
Do you guys know that, friction btw your car tires and the road has no relationship with the size of tires....
Frictional force is only affected by the composite of the tires... And in actual fact, bigger tires may give u less friction... Cos on a rainy day, more water is trapped by the bigger surface area of the tires, and the composite of the tires dropped, giving less frictional force...

2005-09-23T19:42:00.000+07:00

Wah some pple quite smart ah but its actually cos I set the qns wrongly... Hahaha... Heres the actual wan....

If x = y
x^2 = x*y
x^2 - y^2 = x*y - y^2
(x + y)(x - y) = y(x - y)
x + y = y
Sub x = y
2y = y
2 = 1????

Haha, im a nerd...

2005-09-23T05:01:00.000+07:00

Yoz guys.... Heres the quick update of my life...

Skool... Been doing pretty well with the muggin although I muz say my work rate has dropped.. In the short 2 weeks, I used up 1 fulscap to complete all the qns in the books... Yeah... But Im rather pissed off with my calculus quiz... Out of 5 qns, I had to make 1 stooopig mistake, which makes me 20% behind those hardcore nerds... Damn it, cos I check the wrong box for the ans... Lolz, now I gotta behing the competition.... Nooooo! hahaha....

Heres something for u all to think abt and maybe ur mathematics isnt as power as u think it is... Hahaha...

If x=y
x^2 = x*y
x^2 + y^2 = x*y + y^2
(x + y) (x - y) = y (x + y)
x - y = y
x = 2y
1 = 2 ??! (something is wrong with 1 of the steps, will reveal the ans in my next update)

On the other hand, I've aced my calculus tutorial and linear algebra quiz with 100%.. Lolz.. Somehow seems like primary school where u are graded by A* and u juz aim for perfection... Anyway may I ask are all physics lecturer that wierd?? Nv in my life have I seen a physics lecturer who manages to clearly convey the lessons to the students.. Over here, this physics prof juz loves to mumble to himself as he walk to and fro, and he always draws irrevelant materials like outer space to illustrate his examples which makes it even worse. Guess he is juz a self entertaining moron... Took a glance at the entire class and 90% haf switched off from the lesson, and being a laptop based sch, they are either hardcore gaming or msning.. The last 10% are just frowning so hard to try comprehend the lecture and I bet they end up lost and wondering arnd in the "outer space".

Graphics Communication lecture is even worse. Every1 who attends the lecture juz sit rite at the back to play games, and during the lectures, pple juz takes their things and leave the lecture.. The prof noes he is boring us like hell and he still continues rattling... Bloody idiot... So I did my own 'research' on my program during the lecture - which is obviously Cars. Juz cldnt tahan listening....

So now heres the cool part. Looking thru some model of cars, Ive decided to give up the evo dream and drive something with more class... The honda S2000... Below are pics of this classy vehicle...

Factfile : Honda S2000

Currently at price of S$133'000. (Shd easily be able to import it in at abt $100'000 for a 2nd hand. Been wondering if one of the guys here in my course which has a scholarship with this company that pays his sch fees now and pays him C$7000+ per month as starting pay after graduation, I shd be able to earn abt C$5000 per month and get this car in a yr after graduation... Somemore Im doing betta than him here.. At most work here for awhile after graduation...)

(0-100km/h) at 6.2s (will tune it to 5s, matching evo and wrx sti)

6 gears ratio

240 Bhp / 8300 rpm (will tune it to at least 300 Bhp)

And I rem that my darling wans to sit in a rather attn seeking car, so when I pick her out at Orchard, everybody will go like wooaaaah...... Hmm then maybe i modify the bodyparts to this... (see below)

And the cool thing is my buddy beside me during that lecture is a car racer. He tuned his mustang himself to abt 500 horsepower... Coolz.. Will get the clip of his engine roaring and upload it here... Lolz... Soon, soon, mine will match that...

And oh yah, muz share with u my cooking skills... If Jx can cook so can you! Done lots of illegal cooking in my room... And the review? My roommate say my skills are of the highest standards after tasting it...

The preparations :

The cooking process :

And the product :

So mama, dun worry, I wont let myself die of hunger... And juz met with the president of this school who guranteed this reputation of this school will be real big in near future as it is the only institute of technology school in North America.. Wahahha... Think the student who gets C$7000 per month speaks it all... Heard industries here are greatly demanding students from this uni, basic pay for graduates here is at least C$5000 per month and this may juz make my S2000 dream come true... Till next time folks...

2005-09-17T10:47:00.000+07:00

Hey pple, hows it going??? Hardcore mugging eh.... Tts good... Very good.. Fantastic... Lolz... Anyway here is one of my updates yet again... Life is starting to turn for the brighter side.... Seems like I'm adapating well into this environment... =)... My circle of friends have enlarged from a few to a few more... Haha, retarded... Basically nowadays for any lessons, I will have friends to sit thru with, and walking up and down the school, some pple will go like "Hey Jx, hows it going.."

Not bad eh, this lost soul from Singapore is slowly finding his place in this univeristy and maybe get popular... Doing well as the first ambassador for Singapore into this "MIT" in the north.

Anyway, as all of you know, universities are all about mugging and gals... Haha, yeah if not why so many losers go study in smu... (Ooops.... Not directed to those of you from smu reading this blog... ehz maybe for Steve, quite true heh.. Lolz) Hmm, here, I can say that for a University tat only accepts top students and is a Institute of Technology, the gals are pretty okay... A few hot wans out of the massive cmis..

Strange, when u are in a country where the majority of the gals are ang moh, u wont feel ang mohs are that hot, even though some of them look like those poster gals featured on magazine cover. Its like when u r in Singapore, u see one of those, u will be drooling over her and thinking whos that lucky bastard who manages to be her bf... However, here they look rather common, blending into the ang moh crowd and it sorta changes your opinion on them. Not so exotic after all heh...Ohzz, and i cant stand China meis, maybe cos I'm getting paranoid over one of them...

The first one I met and she will be last wan i will meet, was juz so scary. She juz keep trying to pester me ah, keep msning me when Im online and even call my hostel phone... She complains to me that she wants to break with her bf, cos its too depressing to keep missing him and find some guy good here... Ehzz tell me for wat, u wan me to offer myself?!?! Fat fat hope, u wait long long... till the cows jump over the moon I tell u... Maybe as a Singaporean Chinese, I raised the standards of the standard China prc guys, so I'm like a instant hit with the China meis... And oh yah, she also said that she went Singapore b4 and claim that majority of the Singapore guys excluding me all very ugly but the gals very pretty.... Hmmm okay... Haha... Headshot!

The other day met another China gal in my faculty when I went to shop for stuff, and she keep smiling at me.. Wanted to go juz say hi, but scared I get myself into more trouble... So I shall remain daoz.. Lolz....

Oh yah, gotta tell u guys abt that gal from my earlier post... Shes the gal that keep calling me Singapore... She lives at the residence too, and so often we will bump into 1 another at the dining hall.. Whem she sees me, she will shout Singapore, macham create a scene, and then come to me and juz grope me... Then she will go like "Hey Singapore, u r juz so damn cute.. who u getting dirty with tonight? When u getting drunk, wanna come to my room?" HAHAHA wth seriously, and she will go tell her friends that the cute Singapore dun like being fondled by her... Yah man, seriously this is insane... And I guess the guys arnd me quite jealous with the attention. Juz seems like a free fuck, which all the adrealine hormones pumping teens are dying for.....

Lastly juz wanna mention this particular gal I set my eyes on... hahaha.... hey darling dun angry hor, I shall juz let her be my university crush... Wats special abt her is that she got this exotic look, cos I think she is mixed, like those American born chinese... Hmmm to describe her in more detail will be like a Hong Kong version of Kristin kreuk... Woah! Notice her in my Calculus lecture, but shes in year 2...

My darling asks me to flirt with her when Im here, but I dont think I haf enuff mojo or "saggf" skills to accomplish that... And further more, she is rather popular. Lolz... So she can juz stay as my crush and be something to look forward to and not miss Singapore tat bad...

A crush a day, brings the stress away... Haha.. And oh yah, read some of your blogs lately and damn, I miss clubbing... Here, to really party which means to club, u gotta drive down to Toronto which is quite impossible for me... Anyway I will make sure I experience that.... Need to balance my nerdy life with some hardcore action man...

And to end it all, a old but motivating song added to this blog.... One of my all time favourites.... Hai kou tian kong by Beyond...

2005-09-14T10:20:00.000+07:00

Things looks brighter now, or rather, I'm more optimistic now... Thanks guys for ur concern... I guess I've juz gotta convince myself to look on the bright side of life... Classic example will be spending your 21st birthday studying away... I mean how coolz is it to spend your 21st birthyday studying? I believe I'm the only guy that wld do that, which makes u ultimately unique! In 10 yrs time u wont probably remember the times you partied ur birthdays away but you will definetly remember the birthday u spent studying...

Anyway, workload is getting heavier and you juz dun haf time to sit there and sulk.... Sometimes classes can start at morning 8am to 10pm at nite, and when u get back home, u still need to go revise and do your work.... Time is always running out here... I can work and study for 4 solid hours and yet find myself still with work leftover... Here, I only get like 7 hours sleep a nite on weekdays and weekends maybe 8..

Hmmm... I guess Im almost becoming a nerd liaoz... All thanks to my roommate... He is juz the ultimate.. He can sit there and study for like 2 hours stra8 without any distraction... He just display such strong focusing power and determination... I always die off like an hour or even half and hour and gotta walk arnd or surf the net before settling down to work again...

I find courses here are abit retarded and contradicting... 1 of the courses is the graphic communications and it claims that engineers uses graphic as their main form of communication, 'cause with graphics, it clearly displays the ideas of the engineers that words cannot describe... Then I got Technical communication as 1 of my courses too, and it claims that as professionals we need to master a good flow of english to get a job, to document our research on books and etc... So now I've gotta master designing 3D graphics and write essays to improve my "England"....

1 thing here is that the lessons are really fast pace and so, very soon it will be the exams and the holidays. Both pros and Cons.. Quizes and assingments are held and due almost every week and I have my mid term exams in like 4 weeks time... I predict I'll be real busy soon... So maybe this blog will be updated less often....

Anyway, I might be heading back to Singapore for the short 2 weeks winter break... Will definitely be looking forward to it..... Got a new house to enjoy somemore.... So I will mug till then... Dun be surprise to see me looking like those physcomotor idiots when I return...

P.S. Knn, read lester's blog and see that his uni life so happening wan... Mine like direct opposite loh...

2005-09-12T06:05:00.000+07:00

Happi belated birthday Kerk, Foong, Bennett and Chenghui...

AND

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MYSELF....

this is my most depressing birthday in 21 years.

nothing looks promising for the start of this 21st year.

HAIZzzz.......

"zhu wo sheng ri kuai le.."

2005-09-12T03:20:00.000+07:00

ArgHz..... Fuck this place, fuck everything here....
Im juz going so crazy here...

Its like the first weekend after the orientation, lectures only just started and every1 here is just mugging the weekend away... Hardcore mugging... Wake up early in the morning, study till lunch, then study till dinner then study till sleep... Yupz, nobody ever goes out or do anything else, might be mainly cause this place is so dead...

All the students here are just scaring me.... Every single one I met in my Engineering block has a Canadian Scholarship to study at this university. They average from 80+% to high 90% in their high school grade. In the international student catergory, the students come mainly from India and Africa and I dunno where... Just dark skin nerds who seem to knoe every single piece of shit... I'm sure they are under some scholarship too..

A classic example is when the lecturer went out of point and talk about Einstein theory on light being independent of frame of reference, and the indians will go look for him after the lecture and discuss abt it mentioning taking the variable of this and that to be true... WTF?!?!!?

There are very little chinese here, and I believe pple here dun really welcome the Chinese... The chinese here, are all gals.... And being a gal, coming to a foreign environment is so much easier... Gals will always help gals and guys will nv turn down on any gal's request... And these gals are real smart ass... One of them tells me she top her highschool in China and to avoid competition in the universities in China, she comes here to study... She got like scholarship waiting for her all around the world... Wonderful, come here spoil market... Actually not spoil market, cos the market here is just too powerful...

So basically, the students here are so fucking smart and they still mug so hard... Im like just a pathetic soul who forgets everything studied in JC days, trying so hard to cope with the pace... And i havent told u all the shit news - Universities in Canada has a high drop out rate... In University of Toronto, the dropout rate for 1st year students in one faculty was up to 75%....

So therefore, the probability of me going to get drop out is almost definite.... And when projects come, I dunno who I will end up partnering... The Canadians will form their own groups, the dark skin pple will form their own groups and the gals will form their own groups... So where can i go now?

Just to show you how intensive the studying competition here is, take a look at my roommate... He just studied 2 chapters of maths on Sat, completing 2oo qns of them, and now he juz completed 1 chapter of physics plus all the qns there... I asked him if he wants to accompany me to go explore this dead area and get some stuff, he just said he wanted to study... So I just went alone...

The place here is so dead and u really need a car..... The bus comes every hour and there isnt any proper bus stop, so basically u dunno where to wait for the bus and where the bus is going to stop. Therefore it makes changing bus and getting to the main shopping centre rather challenging I say... And of cos fucking dulan..... Carrying all the stuff u bought and trying to find the god damn bus stop then waiting there not knowing if the correct bus will come...

Haiz.... This is just so saddening here.... I dunno how much longer I can tahan... ARGHZZZZ...... One day, I tell u one day, I will just buy a bomb and bomb this school and all the students in it.....
I'm almost there liaoz, reaching the breaking point.........

2005-09-07T11:00:00.000+07:00

I've gotta tell u all this... The shower is my best frend... Juz having a hot showers soothes ur body from the long day of work and it ease ur trouble away... After that u juz gotta sleep... Oh man... I'm deriving happiness from simple lifestyle...

Oh yah... And if u think Singapore government is kaisu with their 5% GST.... Think again.. HERE IT IS NOT 5, NOT 10 BUT 15% GST... Yeah, woohoo.... Rejoice... 7% government tax and 8% provinsonal government tax.... I dun mind running the government here man...

2005-09-07T09:44:00.000+07:00

First Day at School

It really sucks that you are going to school on the first day and u dun haf much frens. So simply, u are juz a lonely lifeless loser.... Wat to do, who ask me to leave my comfort zone of frens in Singapore...

Anyway First day of School was wat I've expected. Came to face the bunch of gays at my faculty of Engineering. Way to go man. These are hardcore nerds I tell u... Seriously... Y? I tell u why....

The oreintation leaders juz told us to be at this lecture hall tmr (Weds) at 1pm cos there is this exam we are suppose to take. I think its to catergorise us. And all the nerds all start to kan chiong real bad... Fuck spider seriously... Kan chiong to the max.. Qns keep spurting at the orientation leaders...

"what test.. How come we dun noe abt it?"......... "Tell us wat subjects is it gonna be on?" .... "Can I dun take this test cos I've got real good grades at high school..."

You noe wat... Fuck off nerds.. Its juz a small test... And it doesnt matter if u fail or get zero.. Cos u paid school fees and they cant juz kick u out... Arghz... Think... Inmature fucks... And I bet they are off studying at this hour... While I've juz enjoyed a outdoor movie at the lawn... They showed the longest yard... Nice show...

Anyway there is less than a handful of gals at Engineering and I think the majority went to the nursing foundation. Went for the international student meeting, hoping for better pple but end up seeing more kaisu china kais, nigger punks and oh yah a fellow singaporean... But hes not really some1 who I will hang out with... A poly student, Malay or Indian, definitely not chinese, and all he thinks is abt choinging... Wonderful...

Below are some photos of the day....

My dulan face, waking up in the morning, ready to face orientation.....

International student meeting..."Hi PRCS, hi africans... nice to meet you..."

And oh yah the nicest part of my day, the outdoor movie... The weather's pretty nice at arnd 16 degrees and the movie was nice.... Its those kind of shows that I wood haf caught it with u guys in Singapore.. Oh well...

2005-09-06T10:44:00.000+07:00

Damn... I feel so cheated.... Guess how much my textbooks cost? Its only the first term and it comes up to C$911.75! Haha... Yeah, ultimate headshot heh.... Seriously, wats wrong with u Canadians??? Fucking cheaters!!!

Anyway, I forgot to mention I played bit of soccer yesterday. Hmm, these guys were super aggressive but I made them realise that Singapore might haf hope for World cup 2010.. Lolz...
Maybe, maybe, I will consider training up my fitness and join the uni soccer team... Be their asian import.. haha, juz hopes my butt dun strain again can liaoz...

2005-09-06T07:16:00.000+07:00

Haiz, Im starting to miss my 5 star sunny island - Singapore...
Mainly cos, Singapore is so so much much much more convenient. Hungry at nite? Juz take the keys and drive down for a bak kut teh supper or chicken rice...

Here, even if u do own a car, there isnt any place for u to go get some food... So all u cood do is look into ur fridge and see wat u haf to whip out some supper for urself...

I haf juz missed my dinner. Dinner at the dining hall was from 4 - 6pm. Who the hell eats dinner at this time? I look into the fridge and everything I've got from the grocery store haf all disappeared...

I tell u a hungry man is a pissed off man... And even the grocery store is a distance away... And nothin is open todae, cos its labour day.
This a fuck up place with no food!!! I need food man... It wood be heavenly if i juz snap my fingers now and bah kut teh and satay and... Arghz... Im juz making myself hungrier.

Anyway juz a quick update... Ehzz, I'm officially known as Singapore to that gal and bunch of frens. I've lost C$5.oo in poker... More pple haf moved in. My roommate is here. No more speculations, roommate is a guy and he's really called Jade. Korean but been living in Canada since young, a Canadian citizen already. He's okae i guess....

Hmmm juz realise that my automotive eng is afterall quite pretigious.... Seems like nerds from all arnd Canada are venturing into this course. Some pple actually couldnt get into this course and ended with manufacturing engineering... Looks like its gonna get competitive. And oh yah, if u think only Singaporeans are kiasu, take a look at Canadian. Juz cos there is some rewards system in the Residence, which have prizes like free vouchers at any place u wan, every1 single person here is like wayanging to earn points which make them 1) the winner, 2) popular and 3) recognised by the management team here.

"who do you wan to be a?"
"wayang warrior"
"how far?"
"all the way!"
"any sweat?"
"no sweat, chicken feet, haha all the way!"

Way to go man... Back to army days... And now u gotta study cos there is examinations and u be competiting with hardcore nerds. Seriously man, these are hardcore nerds, 1 look at them and u noe. Thick specs, lifeless look and everything u can picture as a nerd...

Sch starting tmr... Hope it will turn out fine... Fine will do... I dun expect it to be that fun... Anyway tats all folks, stay tune for more stories from the Singapore man cast away in the Canadian Suburbs....

2005-09-05T02:19:00.000+07:00

When u are all alone and stomach growls, u juz gotta show off ur culinary skills..

-> Here u go : Thats my lunch for todae.....

->Today's house special are - Scrambled Eggs, Dried Tasty (Instant) Noodles....

->And of cos the world-class sliced beef in pepper terakyi sauce... Mmmmmm! (Oh yah, wanted to make carrot stew too, but was juz lazy.)

-> U wonder how this came abt? I didnt go down to the kitchen located 4 floors down... I had a mini kitchen in the toilet, all thanks to this electrical stove. And y the toilet? Cos I made full use of the ventilator fan, turn it on so it juz sucks away all my cooking evidence...

-> UH OH!!! There are sprinklers located throughout the building, and even in the toilet... Wat if the cooking gets to the sprinkler and it goes off and fire alarm and........

-> Dun worry mate... I've got it all covered... Taped a plastic bag arnd it to make it air tight, sprinkler is as good as gone... U can see the ventilator beside it...

Finally wat can I sae... Well, a smart man makes full use of all his resources.... Soon, I will go get a rice cooker and a slow cooker... Haha... Can whip any sort of meal in a instant man....

2005-09-04T10:32:00.000+07:00

Seems like a ray of hope did hit me after all...
Socialising seems much better, made a couple of frens....
1st there was Arian, the weed, joint smoker who either gets himself high on drugs or on alcohol.
Next came to know Rick and BJ.... Both into IT security and both are pleasant guys to talk to...
Rick's rather nice and he is easily the most sensible Canadian I noe since he dun drink and smoke....
BJ on the other hand is a shy introvent who is trying to get himself laid....
And few more which i wldnt eleborate on.

There are parties here everynite... Parties are held in some guy's room and all the guys and gals will then pack into the room and drunk themselves with alcohol...

More pple moved in, and came to realise pple who lives along my corridor are guys that are taking automotive eng... There's this guy I heard who is suppose to be super smart with a high average in high school. Hmmm.. Bring him on, let the challenge begin...

Anyway ironically, some international students are well loved.... Highlight of the week -> I was with some of the guys hanging outside the party room and this guy went off asking "who else stay further from me at ... (ehzz dunno where)..." So Rick said (pointing to me) "He's from Singapore..." Instantly i became the superstar of the moment, pple were like going "Awesome!" Guys were like asking my name and this drunk ass gal came up and said "Singapore,... woaz... U r hot... U r so hot...!"

Lolz... But party's no fun and I'm not veri sociable... So now back in my room typing this blog rather than 'partying'. R canadian Babes hot? I guess 1 or 2 are, but lots of them cannot make it... Compare to Singapore gals, Canadians are definitely more well endowed on top... But most of them are so "well endowed" that didnt realise that they are more horizontally incline than vertically. Therefore in conclusion, Singapore gals are still veri much hotter...

Finally, Im still waiting for my roommate to move in.. Dunno anithing abt him, juz that he's called Jade Cho. (Jade?) Hope he's nice and cool....

2005-09-04T10:30:00.000+07:00

2005-09-03T05:52:00.000+07:00

Oh yah and those of u who wanna noe more abt the area here, can try this link - http://www.oshawatransit.com/

U come to realise that there is onli 20 bus servicing this area... So there is bus no.1 to bus no. 20. Nope, there isnt no. 21 or any no. bigger than that... Wonderful heh... Countryside life... Soon I will be a swaku idoit....

Listening to the song on my blog, looking up to the sky from my room, hoping a ray of hope will hit me, telling me "Its okay, dun worry, school's gonna be great, Canadian dollar will drop lower than Sin Dollar and posers be ostracise... No worries mate... No worries...."

2005-09-03T04:51:00.000+07:00

Its Fridae... Hmm, guess when I typed this, Dennis peagent shd be over... So how isit? "Hi I'm Dennis and I own a car!" -> Cool enuff to earn u the top spot?

The student advisor once caution me that many foreigners esp the Chinese get culture shock when they arrive in Canada... Am I going thru Culture shock? Hmmmm..... Actually Canadians arent all that bad lah. I guess its the posers in my school and in the residence that I cant stand. Today when I went to shop for more groceries and cooking utensils, I ate at the same old fast food joint (its not exactly a restaurant, juz a shop in the corner of the shopping mall). The owner recognise me and sort of strike a deal with me after knowing I'm here for studies. So now I get a cheaper rate for his burger and fries and a free flow of coke. Wonderful isnt it. But things here are real expensive, the set meal cost C$8++ but the quantity of fries here are like the size of 3 large fries in MacDonalds.

Came to know this guy who stays opp my room... Was abt to leave my room when I saw him trying to tidy his room. A rather messy guy... Anyway, he is rather pleasant to talk to and he's a desperado for attention...
->"Hey u noe wats this? (shows me this thingy that u can see pple smoking in Arab street.) You know it gets u real high and real popular. And also, I've got nitendo and playstation here too.. It really makes u real popular..."

Adoloscene, Hormones, Gals, Sex... Wat can i sae... Onli things that the kids here care abt...

Canadian slang... Guess Im slowly gonna get use to it and pick it up.... Here are some of it that I notice...
The greeting - > "Hi, how r you?" ->standard wan, no matter where you go
And u shd reply -> "Fine/Good, Thank you. How r you?" ->Model Ans, tested and proven
Above is the best way to strike a conversation.....
There are other phases like -> "cool mate, no worries and etc..."

There was once that I tot ac guys are damn posers..... Wait till u all come here man, then u realise wat posers realli are... To wat I've been observing-> esp my residence advisors, these Caucasians think they are the world's greatest lover, coolest dude/babe and most charming person to be ever born. Stuck up in every sense... So if like this gal walk past, they will be like, hey look at me, look at me, bet u nv see some1 so charming b4... And when they see a chinese man walk past, they will be like, arghz fuck off...

All I haf to say -> "Yeah... Fuck off... If u try using ur brain for once and not juz keep looking at the mirror, u realise that u aint nothing but a piece of worthless shit..." (That felt so good...)

Hmm it isnt that easy to cope with such pple and an expensive environment here... I dun mind taking the bus here and there, carrying heavy groceries and walking some distance... But the bus fare cost like C$1.60++ per trip (student rate) and even the washing machine here cost C$1.50 to use... (Knn, think i need to sell backside veri soon liaoz....)

Been scouting for couple of days but the place here is really dead, nothing much to do... How to spend my time esp the weekends? I think I need to ask my bro to mail me the frozen throne CD... Wahahaha.. I can life DOTA 24 hrs here... DOTA DOTA.....

Anyway guess I've bitch and whine enuff for the day... Shall go miranate the beef so that I can haf nice steak for dinner...

2005-09-02T05:08:00.000+07:00

My bedroom. Oh yah the alarm/radio clock I've got in Singapore cant function properly here. The frequency of voltage here is 10hz less than the voltage in Singapore and the clock uses the frequency of the voltage to keep track of time.
The toilet. U can see my newly attached shower curtains from the reflection of the curtain.
My living room cum Kitchen...
A glimpse of the Pearson International Airport. No doubts to y Changi Airport is ranked top in the world.

2005-09-02T04:05:00.000+07:00

Sorry for taking so long to update this blog... Reason? cos u need a ethernet cable to log on to the internet and they require u to hunt for one urself... So living in the outskirts of Toronto and without a car, it took me some time to locate a ethernet cable.

Describe my university?Hmmm, nothing proud to sae. Nobody noes my university, its a 2-3yr old university and it shares the campus with Durham college. So every1 thinks u r juz a stupid college when u tell them u study in this area. How retarded -Ontario is the major state of Canada, and University of Ontario is juz a unheard, small cosy university... "Canadian government is sponsoring heavily to the growth of University of Ontario so that it will be the MIT in the north" this was qouted by the spokesman of the school. Bullshit is all I've gotta sae.

How abt my residence? There r residence advisors here, pple who has stayed here for the last yr or semester and they move in early to help with the new intake of residents. Not a single wan of them is friendly or warming... In theory they are suppose to help and assist u in moving in to this residence, care for ur needs and ans any qns u haf... In practise or in reality, they r here juz to look good, act cool and check out any babes coming in to this residence. Residence Advisors? Residence posers I say.

What more do I haf to complain. Oh yah the area.... Outskirts of Toronto... Inaccesible, boring place with too funky pple... GG!

GLHF Jx....!!!

However, somehow or rather, in every shitty situation theres always a brighter side... (Macham nike commercial heh... "Always look on the bright side of life"....) My international student advisor is rather friendly, and she assign me to some senior international student to bring me arnd. This is what i need exactly, some desperate help when u r stuck in a ulu place. So I stayed in my room the whole of Wednesday as this senior is suppose to come and look for me. I watched tv, read thru my A-level qns & ans Maths book (I couldnt ans a single qns, guess army makes u real stupid, wonder where i got my A for maths from) , listen to songs, brush teeth, turn off lights to sleep and nobody contacted me... Expected, kenna tua....

Next day, wake up feeling damn dulan, I went to look for my international student advisor again. She apologise and got me to meet up with this senior directly.... After interacting with him, I realise it wasnt his or the student advisor's fault. He called the residence up and the person in charge didnt transfer his call to my room. So he tot I was out while i was waiting like a idiot... Muz be the work of those "friendly" Residence Posers... Anyway this senior, he's called Vincent, from China, is super nice and brought me arnd the school, and help me to get my shopping done... We converse in Chinese cos though its his third yr here, his english, with a China slang and Canadian Accent, isnt veri pleasant to the ears.

I opened a bank account, bought shower curtains (my residence dun provide 1 and without 1, water from the shower flows from the toilet to the living room, flooding it and no mops for u to clean it up), electric kettle, water filter, pillow, mattress pad, detergent, bread, carrots and eggs (to cook with instant noodle for dinner). Things here are super expensive.... A floor rug which i initially wanted to buy to put outside the toilet cost C$19++. My shopping cost came to C$150.00. So to conclude -> Canadians = Cheaters....

My roomate is one lucky ass man, all thanks to me. He got every shit in place cos I got fake to move in early. The international student welcome day is suppose to be on the 2nd of Sep, but this student advisor who juz took on the job 3 months ago changed it, and now its 6th of Sep. Nobody bothered to inform this international student from Singapore, aka me. I could haf enjoyed more in Singapore, go for Dennis peagent, rather than get stuck all alone thru the coming long weekend (Mon is the labour day, everywhere is closed.)

Dunno y Im saying this but I cant wait for skool to start... My books are going to be my best frens ever... And I think I'm gonna do damn well loh... Y? Cos (dunno where I heard this from) studying in the harshest conditions churns the best results...

2005-09-02T03:56:00.000+07:00

Hihi, proud to say - I survived the 25hrs flight arnd the world… Actually it wasn't that bad as I expected. Due to the 2 yrs of army training, LOL, needless to say I easily went into hibernating mode during the flights. Anyway, security through the customs was super tight. In my quest to Canada, I have to transit at USA, and after the recent terrorist scares, pple there super hum ji loh… Treat every single foreigner as a fucking terrorist man, put u thru numerous checks…. Cant they see I’m a god damn Chinese with no fucking turban!!!

Here are the list of things I was put through. (Maybe if I look like Kerk than bo bian eh… But I look how friendly… Haha, sorry kerk)
They open my bag. They ask me to take off shoes. Take off anything attach to my body like watch or pouch. And they even ask me to take off my belt. So I was almost strip down to nothing (anything more wld have to be R(A)) rite b4 the metal detector and the queue of pple behind were juz watching free show. Paiseh sia…. Then they scan and use some machine to scent my stuff, taking their old sweet time when I had to rush for my next connecting flight…

Anyway the highlight of the trip wasn’t abt this. When my plane landed at the Minneapolis Airport and all the kan chiong Chinese passengers (muz be the Chinese) were abt to stand up to open the overhead compartment so that they will be the first wans to rush out of the plane, an announcement came thru asking all to be remain seated, custom officials are to board this plane to find a suspect.

“tiok bo, dun tell me I was in a plane with a terrorist for 10 hrs..” Then instantly and automatically my eyes turn to this certain co- passenger who wears a turban… Haha, fuck me, but the only obvious suspect wld be u man… 3 police officials with a Chinese man dressed in shirt and pants came up the plane and they went up, not to the turban guy, but to this young Chinese boy seated not far away from me.

“Ni de hu zao zai na li”(Where is your god damn passport?) the Chinese man asked. “Wo gae le bie ren” (I gave it to somebody) replied the kid. “Gae le shui?”(Who did you give it to?) “Wo bu zhi dao!” (I dunno)

It was suppose to be a tense atmosphere but I found it really funny. Knn, how can you give somebody u dunno ur passport and it reminded me so much of the commercial –“Dong xi zhai na li?” “Wo bu zhi dao!” And to add to it, a stupid Chinese man can still stand up and attempt to get his hand carry luggage down the overhead compartment. Then the Chinese boy walk up and down the aile to try identify the guy he gave his passport to. In the end he couldn’t identify any1 and the custom officials gave the go ahead to allow the passengers to clear the aeroplane.

Anyway I got onto my plane, reach Canada and found my way to the airline service taxi I booked. Knn, sound professional rite – Classique Airline transit Service. I tot so too… When I gave them my flight details, I pressume some1 will be there waiting for me once I exit out of the arrival gate. In the end I had to venture out to find their counter located in one small corner of the airport and wait 1 hour for the driver to arrive to fetch me to the hostel.

Eventually, I reach my hostel, looks pretty decent and settled down. The area here looks like an industrial area man, huge blocks of building at least 100m apart from each other. Lots of cars in the carpark and I seriously think u need a car to get arnd here. Unlike asian country where the buildings are side to side and there is a widespread of public transport, the place here looks rather the opposite. Wide roads for cars, little public transport and big buildings located far away from each other.

I also came to realise that my university is located together with a college, so there r lots of adolescent, hormone unbalanced kids hanging arnd. And I guess they dun really like Chinese guys, and their best frens are named –“Marlboro, Seven and etc…” Smoking is definitely their most affectionate hobby and lots of them haf piercing in diff part of their face. And not to forget body art – tattoo is well appreciated here.
Haiz, wonderful isn’t it, this will be the new culture I would be mixing into… My future frens are the guys that ur mums warn u to stay clear when u were young.... Rite now, I juz camping in my room cos there is no point going arnd to shop as a car is needed and I dun intend to road march 21km again. My international student advisor is very friendly and she has got some other student to contact me to bring me arnd to shop. Hopefully all will turn out well…. So much for now…

2005-08-21T15:21:00.000+07:00

1 more week to flying off.....
PLs organise more meets up!!!
Dun socialise so much leh! Chais can wait!

2005-08-21T14:28:00.000+07:00

Right now I guess I the only guy whose life is in a mess. Trying to finish the loose ends of my never ending pile of work, packing tons of clothes, updating software into dad's laptop (so that I can use there temporarily), spending time with frens and love wans and so on..... Frens have all settled down in their tertiary studies, actively participating in social activities... a.k.a jio chais...

Going overseas to study may seem exciting but its hell lot of work and esp, when u dunno anything abt there, with no frens or relatives staying there. So much confusion trying to contact the damn school and sending a package there will take like 3 days with express courier service and on top of that with a 50% chance that the package may juz go missing. Haiz... Really irritating, and I juz found out almost every student there has registered for their courses. The student advisor juz email me and ask me why I didnt read the package they sent to me and do my course registration... Good question! Cos the damn parcel didnt reach my house... It seems like Canada and Singapore are juz 2 ends of the world, no link no contact watsoever. No direct flights there, transit thrice, 25hrs ride. Ha, to be frank I dun look very optimistic at all..

But then again, this 4-5 yrs of study there will be the crucial time, my stepping stone into the working life. Its not juz learning about cars... I've gotta experience and learn about the car industry there, understand their style of work and see if I can bring back anithing profitting to the Singapore market. For now I can see a few paths of my future career.

1) After studies, juz help out at Dad's company...
2) Start a workshop, repair and modify cars.....
3) Parallel import cars....
4) Design and build cars....

I certainly hope I dun get stuck at Step 1 and spend all my life working in Dad's Company. Step 2 seems the most ideal and I noe u guys will sure come to me asking me how to make ur '2nd wife' go faster... Dun worry I make sure I will learn how to tune the engines to perfection. And in return you all muz put the logo "---JX Tune---" on the car. Hahaha... Next, I will hire my business marketing frens out there to help me sell parallel imported cars to pple. Shdnt be that hard to sell I guess, cos its cheaper than cars from agencies and my workshop is there to settle all probs in the car. Lastly, dunno whether will ever come true, (many of my aunts are physcoing me to fulfil this step) is to design a car, setup a factory in some cheap country and start production. If this happen, I guess I can appear on Times magazine liaoz.

Think i dreaming too much abt my future liaoz... Heres the pic to end of this article... Mit Evo.. soon to be owned and driven by JX....

2005-08-18T22:58:00.000+07:00

11 more days and I will be flying off...
So many things running through my mind...
Tons of emotions churning in me...

And it will be arnd a yr later b4 returning to this sunny island....

Will definitely miss all u guys....

James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover Lyrics

Did I disappoint you or let you down?
Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?
'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun,
Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.
So I took what's mine by eternal right.
Took your soul out into the night.
It may be over but it won't stop there,
I am here for you if you'd only care.
You touched my heart you touched my soul.
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind and that I knew when,
My heart was blinded by you.
I've kissed your lips and held your head.
Shared your dreams and shared your bed.
I know you well, I know your smell.
I've been addicted to you.
Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.
I am a dreamer but when I wake,
You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take.
And as you move on, remember me,
Remember us and all we used to be
I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile.
I've watched you sleeping for a while.
I'd be the father of your child.
I'd spend a lifetime with you.
I know your fears and you know mine.
We've had our doubts but now we're fine,
And I love you, I swear that's true.
I cannot live without you.
Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.
And I still hold your hand in mine.
In mine when I'm asleep.
And I will bear my soul in time,
When I'm kneeling at your feet.
Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.
I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.
I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.

2005-07-14T19:46:00.000+07:00

But it was all worth it....

2005-07-14T19:45:00.000+07:00

The long steep climb to the top of the hill to catch a glimpse of the waterfall..... Lost counts of how many steps... Muz haf been thousands....

2005-07-14T19:43:00.000+07:00

F4 in the making? Scene taken from the drama serial "Meteor Garden"?

2005-07-14T19:42:00.000+07:00

"Da Xue Hu" which literally means Big Snow Lake. During the winter season, this whole lake will turn into snow thus having the name.

2005-07-14T19:40:00.000+07:00

"Lord of the Ring" brewing?

2005-07-14T19:39:00.000+07:00

Ever wondered wat is it like to be at the top of the world?

2005-07-14T19:38:00.000+07:00

Fantastic scenery.... As for the name of this lake, ehzz.... read the signboard... Im not too sure either...

2005-07-14T19:35:00.000+07:00

Our first hotel overlooking lake Akan. Although the sign reads New Akan Hotel, but we stayed at Shangri-La... Haha, the onsen (hot spa / jacuzzi) was simply the best....

2005-07-14T19:32:00.000+07:00

Ever wondered where Mos burger came from??

2005-07-14T19:31:00.000+07:00

While posing for this pic, we were withstanding the almighty Hokkaido winds... Super strong, super chilling... Any stronger I would fly with the wind liaoz...

2005-07-14T19:30:00.000+07:00

Inside the Mitsubishi Lancer Wagon... The car we rented for out trip arnd Hokkaido... Most fascinating feature was the GPS map system, where u juz key ur destination and it will guide u with the nearest route/ cheapest route/ fastest route ...... Seriously power... U cant nv get lost with it...

2005-07-14T19:27:00.000+07:00

Our side trip to Hokkaido!

2005-07-14T19:26:00.000+07:00

Paccinkoro... koro...........!!!! Paccinkoro... koro...........!!!! Paccinkoro... koro...........!!!! This is the 'life' of Japanese yuppies. This is like a jackpot cum pinball machine... And Japanese can juz spend the entire day playing this... For us amateurs, our 1000 yen was juz a 5 to 10 min cheap trill.. Hahaha...

2005-07-14T19:10:00.000+07:00

Pirates of the caribbean??? Nah juz a pirate with 2 act cute gals... Lolz....

2005-07-14T19:07:00.000+07:00

Safe sex!?! Lolz... and we were juz trying to impersonate the mascot of condomania, with our index finger pointing up...

2005-07-14T19:05:00.000+07:00

Shibuya - Big commercial buildings / shopping centres.... Loads of advertisement.....

2005-07-14T19:04:00.000+07:00

Welcome to Shibuya! This is the hip and happening area where massive teenagers, yuppies, coolios hang out... Juz standing outside the train station, you are immersed in the crowd and slowly feel urself getting overwhelmed by the number of people....

2005-06-28T16:12:00.000+07:00

Delicious scrumptious tempura rice bowl... Super yummy! The tempura in Japan are totally different from the wans u find in Singapore... Crispy on the outside and the inner fillings juz melt in ur mouth... Simply heavenly.... And its only abt 660 yen, one of the cheaper food u can find in Japan....

2005-06-28T16:09:00.000+07:00

Harajuku - The hip and happening street in Tokyo... And in the midst of crowd, I looked so lost....

2005-06-18T00:16:00.000+07:00

Introducing the Sunshine Gals!!! Sunglasses complimentary of a toy shop located at Harajuku.

2005-06-18T00:10:00.000+07:00

"hello hello, do i look cute with this cap?"
As always, my darling...

2005-06-18T00:09:00.000+07:00

So coincidentially tat a couple were having their marriage ritual at Meiji Shrine and out came 3 extras trying to pose a pic with them.

2005-06-18T00:06:00.000+07:00

The guy in white, carrying a fan, may look juz like a typical nerd. However in actual fact, he is some big shot working at the temple. (Couldnt speak Japanese so couldnt ask him wat is his actual occupation.)

2005-06-17T23:59:00.000+07:00

In every temple or shrine in Japan, there will be a washing area located at the enterance. (as shown in th picture.) Purpose of it is to cleanse urself (which means to wash ur hands with the water) b4 entering ..

2005-06-17T23:54:00.000+07:00

Haiyoh, STOP ACTING CUTE... Heez heez... But then, it gets kind of boring when u keep doing the same pose. So pattern pattern abit lah...

2005-06-17T23:52:00.000+07:00

Meiji Shrine, Here we go!!! At the background lies the famous Meiji Shrine. The temple is built on wood and was once burnt down by fire. Now it has been reconstructed with donations from the public.

2005-06-17T23:34:00.000+07:00

Supper!! Cheap tasty udons... Opens daily from 4am to 3am the next dae.

2005-06-17T23:32:00.000+07:00

Now the guys - (from the left) Jianliang, Bro and Me. Both Jianliang and Rainbow are studying in Tokyo Uni (smart ass), and they kindly loan us a room in their apartment during our stay in Tokyo. Once again i sae, ARIGATO!

2005-06-17T23:29:00.000+07:00

Our first meal. Pic of the gals - (from the left) darling, huisi and rainbow.

2005-06-17T23:25:00.000+07:00

Me and darling onboard the limited express train from the Tokyo Narita Airport to Ueno (cost 1000yen each). Train ride took about 100 mins, sat till butt sore man. Seriously, have u ever sat on the train for a continuous 1 and half hour. And pls note, Japanese r damn noisy, they talk super loud on the train and we dun understand a single word.

2005-06-17T23:20:00.000+07:00

The Beginning... A pic taken from the gallery of Changi Airport. Flight was 8am in the morning, therefore u could see the sunrise in the background. I still look rather energetic even though i couldnt doze off the nite b4.

2005-02-26T02:04:00.000+07:00

Butt strain...
Yeah, dunno how, dunno why, i juz happen to haf an aching butt...
Wake up one morning, and i feel the ache...
And its freaking irritating...
Its like some1 stabbed ur bloody ass - the left cheek.... (not poke my ass! get tat rite)

U cant sit properly...
U cant get up and down swiftly...
U cant get in and out of the car at ease....
U cant dance smoothly...
U cant go for a run...
U cant go play soccer....

In simple... U r almost bit paralayse... bit disable... U r useless!
And im like 21 yrs old... suppose to be at the peak of my prime...
Damn it.. Am i getting old....

I wonder wat im gonna do abt... For now, juz hope it recover soon...
She told me to go for a check-up, but i dun like the tot of some person whom i dunno groping my ass..
Help....

Anyway, sorry dudes, i know i haven been updating this blog...
Actually got lots in mind to write abt, things abt my relationship and stuff...
Even wrote one liaoz, but end up decided not to publish it, cos i know she will tear and her tears r too precious.... (tears in heaven)
But dun worry i continue writing crappy stuff like this....
So if any1 has any remedy to soothe butt strain pls tell me...

2005-02-16T00:54:00.000+07:00

Heading Australia? Goodbyes to Lester and Jiarming... Best wishes to both of them... And wenny acting cutez in the middle.. LOLz... And of cos jiarming juz enjoying the moment...

2005-02-16T00:43:00.000+07:00

Feeding time... Pic of me and darling once again.. Taken at Lester place... Had his and jiarming's farewell bbq there... Wish them all the veri best... Guess the gang of IS will juz be different with the 2 of them missing...

2005-02-16T00:40:00.006+07:00

KL trip - Unique clocks sold at the souvenier shop...

2005-02-16T00:40:00.005+07:00

KL trip - A look from the top... Actually its not very high... Juz a candid shot from the skybridge of the Petronas Towers, located on the 41st floor..

2005-02-16T00:40:00.004+07:00

KL trip - This is the money spinning toilet... Trying to pirate England's shopping centre (cant rem wats it called), whereby there is a exquisite toilet and charge 1 pound to whoever uses it.. This pic is juz the Malaysian style with no class and juz cheap pirated perfumes on the basin counter... Located at the Petronas shopping complex and they charge Rm2... Trying too hard

2005-02-16T00:40:00.003+07:00

KL trip - Mussels in Garlic lemon butter sauce on the table.. Yummy... Another pic taken at the Manhatten Fish market restaurant...

2005-02-16T00:40:00.002+07:00

KL trip - The Manhattan Fish Market.... This is the Fish and Co. of Malaysia. Seafood serve on pans... Everything juz the same.. Dunno who pirate who... But to me, it think this tatse better than Fish and Co. And of cos so much more cheap cheap...

2005-02-16T00:40:00.001+07:00

KL trip - A look to the top of the Petronas Towers. ITs bloody tall loh, strains ur neck to juz check tis structure out. But sad to say though its the highest building in the world, its quite a boring one. Nobody wood buy mementos of it and treat it like the eight wonder of the world...

2005-02-16T00:40:00.000+07:00

KL trip - Wats the chance of seeing a clone of ur bro somewhere else in the world.... Theres Lester with his 'pirated' bro... Even his bro believes its him in tat pic when he saw tis...

2005-02-16T00:38:00.000+07:00

KL trip - Another look into the den of horny guys... This time can see the doors of the bedrooms at the background..

2005-02-16T00:36:00.000+07:00

KL trip - A peak into the living room of the nice suite we shared...

2005-02-16T00:30:00.001+07:00

KL trip - ACt CUtez...

2005-02-16T00:30:00.000+07:00

KL trip - Wats wrong with us... Go muslim land to buy piggy soft toys... How insensitive.. Haha... But they r juz so nice to hug, so cutez, so irresistable.. And of cos.. Cheap cheap...

2005-02-16T00:26:00.000+07:00

KL trip - Visited Zouk Kuala Lumpur... Disappointing.. Not as happening as Singapore's... Maybe due to the fact it was playing house music...

2005-02-16T00:22:00.000+07:00

KL trip - Rollercoaster ride inside Times Square

2005-02-16T00:20:00.000+07:00

KL trip - The Petronas Skybridge: 8 leng chais on the 41st floor.

2005-02-16T00:17:00.000+07:00

Ntu surf and sweat beach event... Went there for the beach soccer competition and check out the babes... End up kenna 'ong bak' by the competitors... Siaoz wan, lose liaoz dun kick ball, start aiming the players... We got flying kick to the body, elbow to the back and knee to the thigh.. Haiz.. End up, got edged out to 4th place...

2005-02-16T00:10:00.000+07:00

IS team all gear up for match... Me at the far left of the standing row, donning on the no.6 shirt. End of match result.... Juz simply thrash the opponents 5-1... Haha... No goals from me, taking role of centre back... Boring...

2005-01-08T13:40:00.000+07:00

Haha, wat haf i gotta sae...
Theres been so much commotion and support from all my dear friends and my bros regarding my sweet first relationship...
Hmm i presume tis relationship is sort of stabilising and building on stronger each dae...
I juz realise shes also a Emergency brake master... Haha, and how the hell we end up together...
Beats me... Fate?

Guess its onli nice if i dedicate a few words back to u all, those who been encouraging me on or even juz those who juz wanna busybody and read my blog to see wats happening...
So here it goes, and if i do forget any1, pardon me, cos theres been too many nice pple arnd me..

To Vincent

Qoute from Vincent's blog :

- "Got to know one thing which calls for celebration. haha. Hapi got ATTACHED. haha. He got his 1st **** jus now when goin out with his gal. haha. The NFS gang is having quite a bit of lady luck recently. Foo got his love on christmas and now hapi got his as well. haha. Really happy for them. Looks like that guy up thre is still doing his job. haha. K. Think now i'll need to say thanks to it ba. For letting my dear friens around me find their love. Thanks. I'm really happy for him sia. Still remember the efforts put in, preventing him from E-braking last min. Keep forcing him to keep on the tracks, not to give up hope. And now? He got his love. 1st sia. hahaha. Yeah~! Really freaking happy for him now. haha. This reali calls for a celebration. Looks like NFS goin to b activated soon ba. haha. As NFS Vice, i'll still keep NFS functioning. Dun worry. U guys can dedicated more time for yr love. I got no prob with that, manz. We shall meet while u are free huh. hehe. Keep it goin bros. All the way..."

Hmmm juz wanna sae i realli appreciate all the msn chat sessions we had.... Although u always end up f*cking me like dunno how many million times due to my irratic behaviour of things like last min backing out or juz cant be bothered attitude, i still feel tat u did talk some sense into me... Hahaha... Hope u can find ur beloved wan too, i too wanna feel happi for u... Then we all can haf couple outing... Hehe... Jia you! Need advice can come to me leh... My experience level up liaoz loh...

To Ah Foo

Qoute from Foo's blog :

- " yeah and one more thing..congrats to Happy for finding the other half hehe..he is in Cloud 9 at the moment...heh heh..."

Haiyoh i guess so many pple (or rather i think the guys onli.. hahaha) r happi for me getting attached heh... Sharing my joy.. Like finally can get rid of this burden which is me... Hahaha... I guess Foo himself is going thru a rough time with P*****, a relationship that both parties wanna start but time is juz going agnst them... Cheers bro... Dun worry if i see another pretty gal on the street i intro it to u... Haha... For now juz enjoy bachelor life ba... Or go for D****... Hehe...

To the last member of the NFS gang, Potato Steve Kong the swallower :

Nice name ah... haha... Steve the uptight person when it comes to mentioning the gal he likes... Haha, the guy tat believes tat he shdnt reveal anything abt his luv life... Haha, Steve can u let loose abit not... Sometimes i wondering if u r still waiting for tat gal stuck in Australia... Haha.... But nvm, forget abt her lah, find gals like Felicia Chin heh... Power ah... Go for it man.. Show him ur muscles.. Ahem.. hahaha...

To my ah galz, Wenny

Ha, dun be jealous lah... U do haf u league of guys chasing after u, like bunch of bees flocking after sweet honey heh... Hahaha... Juz tat tis pot of honey is veri picky, wan to onli share its honey with onli the best bee arnd... Haha... To wat i noe, Wenny looking for a guy whos pleasant looking, drives a car, any car will do, haf lots of character and a mindset of his own... If u do reach tis criteria, pls look for me... I will be mr. nice guy and start my own match making service.. hahaha... But till then, ah ma wont neglect u lah, wood still ask u out lah, if i can afford the time... Shdnt be a prob lah... After all im gonna be a civilian liaoz.. WAhahah...

To gina

Haha, bet u r reading tis blog too... Always so curious so might as well write something for u lah... Wat can i sae abt u heh, the gal who screams and sprints off at the sight of me.. Hahaha.. I guess dun think so much of dumb things , if hes meant to be urs he will be ... Dun worry also, i guess veri soon another attractive guy will juz appear into ur life like it happened so many times b4... Smile more... Show off tat nice dimple smile heh.. Hahaha...

To my I.S. gang of bros :

Although i haven told any of u abt my blog and u all wont be reading tis but juz in case lah... Haha, to my gang of single bachelor bros from sec sch, sorry i got attached first lah.. Urs will come shortly i believe... I will still be there for the soccer matches and outings and overseas trips lah... Dun worry...

To the rest of my NS frens :

To pple like my pc, Lt koh, haha guess u need more practise to chase after the hot mamas lah... Understudy me ba.... It does take more than a pretty face to win the mamas over.... HAha.... To my understudy ps, Terence, do not spare mercy when the time arises... Recruits r too well pampered at times... I believe u can be 1 hell good platoon sergeant... Haf faith... Sorry guys but i gotta sae tis.. ORD loh... Wooo Hooo.....

Lastly to my darling :

Like wat i wrote in tat card already and told u many times b4 during the times we shared... Im gonna be there for u, treasure and care 4 u. I already promise not to hesistate and withhold feelings which i haf always been doing... Hope it'll be the same for u... May we built on this relationship and juz enjoy every moment we spend together....

WOaz.... This entry took alot from me.... I keep thinking i miss out people like my pri sch buddies and some soccer frens... Aiyah but u all also dun read my blog so dun hold it agnst me... Hope those reading enjoy wat i juz wrote.. Realise that tis blog is no more the old crappy blog, abt me bitching abt life and thinking of wierd stuff heh... Getting bit too mushy for my liking too.. But wat to do, im in luv... Hahahaha....

Feel free to comment lah...

2005-01-03T02:10:00.000+07:00

Juz came back from midnite stroll with her....
Had a real wonderful time at Sentosa...
Romantic stroll down the beach, scary visit to Fort Siloso and a nice chill out at Rasa Sentosa Bar....
Guess things seems to be flowing quite well...

hmmm all i wanna sae is i dun wanna let go of her hands anymore....
Wanna hold it till the end of times....
How abt kiss kiss? Like foo and lots of you have been pushing me to do....
I think tat can come later ba...
Feel tat i shdnt tie her down too fast, after all im going back to camp in few hours time....
If she do feel wat i feel then i guess its juz a matter of time....

Shitz this blog is getting too mushy like Vincents wan... cant believe wat i juz typed... Haiyoh....

2005-01-02T20:06:00.000+07:00

Juz came back from town...
Went out to shop with younger bro for a new sch bag b4 sending him to dancing classes while i source for place to get my hair trimmed...
Along the way, realise that whole Singapore was juz pouring, and tat she wood be drenced when she make her way down to meet her friends in Cine for dinner at abt 6.30...
So managing my time i realise i cood fork out time to ferry her to town...
Didnt wan her to be caught in the rain, i drove over after my haircut and brought her safely to town in the dryest possible condition... Heh... Hows tat...
hahaha....

2005-01-02T13:54:00.000+07:00

Haha, hello everybody...
How was X'mas, how was countdown....
Anyway Happi New Year!
May all ur wishes come true....
Sorry i neglected tis blog abit... Now pay back time with tis exclusive article...

Haha, guess 2005 sort of started well for me...
As foo states, i seem to haf a headstart in the wish list of the NFS gang of 4...
Lots of speculation on my msn nick and wat i did on new yr dae rite...
Haha, actually dun wanna tell u all wan, let u all die of suspense... Heh? hahaha....
Kkz ba, i shall make tis a open affair...

Hmm for the first time in my 20 yrs life, i actually feel myself tingling for a relationship...
To those who know me well enuff, im always the back out king, or as u all call, the Emergency brake master.
This is wat Vincent once told me, i like macham drive a car, master the hardest part which is the half clutch, go all the way to 3rd gear or even the 4th then, jam brake, pull handbrake and step out of the car...
Translation?
-> It always seems tat when im like almost there, juz need me to committ myself, sort of sense shes there for me, But then i will dunno y, automatically do a round abt turn and leave her hating my guts, cursing me... Hahaha...

Anyway back to wat u all wanna read - New Year dae...

She - a smu student, fren of Wenny, first met her in Ntu bash. Wenny introduce us and at tat point, i didnt haf much of a impression of her. Juz my style lah, nv jio gals in club, or if dunno y jio liaoz, muz leave with no strings attached...
However ended up, i got her msn contact from Wenny after some time, then began msgin her...
Found her rather adorable, then tot of juz asking her out...

Me - hahahahaha... Think i dun wanna sae lah, it will juz end up sounding like a egoistic ass - hole. (haha, i becoming to like the word ass hole cos of the little kid in meet the Fockers...)

Hmm i haf planned to give her a X'mas card for X'mas but it juz slipped my mind b4 going off to Malaysia... Ha, and to todae i stil haf the card with me. heez... This seems to tell alot ah, guess i wasnt realli tat infatuated with her when we juz met. Its more of growing of a liking for her than luv at first sight...

First outing was when i offered to send her home after partying at zouk on mambo nite... She went with her frens, was suppose to meet her there but the meeting nv occur till after the whole event. Think i didnt leave much of a good impression on her lah, was juz quite tired tat nite trying to push my way arnd in tat crowded place... End up juz brought her to River Valley prata place for supper b4 sending her home...

2nd outing - She was quite stress tat her charger was taken by her sis, cos her phone was going low on batt and she needed to go out for the new yr countdown liaoz. I offered to get her the panasonic charger, cos it happen tat my bro gf had the same phone as her( the panasonic X70) and had brought the charger along. But hmmm ended up her sis came home with the charger, and dunno y i offered to ferry her to her Chalet to celebrate the new yr countdown b4 making my way to Aozhi house for bbq...
At aozhi house, I went to sae hello to the IS gang, b4 making my way down to York Hotel to join my bro and his frens who haf booked a suite there. Haha, idoitic bro keep trying to pair me up.
He even got his gf's fren, same age as me, to be there too... Hmmm, shes not bad, quite pretty and smart, from Hcjc leh, but ehz no interest.. hahaa... Went over to party at Chinablack till 4 b4 sending the gal back and went home to sleep...
Woke up, msg her and ask her if she need a ride back... B4 tat she said she was getting quite high and the guys were trying to get her drunk.... Was bit worried so went down all the way to ferry her back..
Realise tat she hasnt ate lunch, i drop by at Bishan famous duck rice and had lunch with her... After tat send her home to let her haf some rest from last nite activities....

The official outing -> New yr dae's nite....

Knew she hasnt watch meet the fockers, so ask her if she wanna watch with me... End up she was on for it, so i book the tix and decided to bring her to millenia walk to dine b4 the movie..
She didnt haf much of a preference for any food, maybe due to the fact that she drank abit too much the nite b4, so i made the choice and brought her to sushi tei to eat...
Haha, dear dear, did we order alot for a couple... Cos alot of the stuff i haven tried for veri long, like the cha soba, the sukiyaki, the chawamushi, the tempura...
So all this food came pouring onto our small little table we had... Ended some food were her side and some my side, so we started to feed each other... So sweet rite, but i kan chiong leh, 20 yrs down the road no experience at doing tis, i accidentally spilt something onto her hand.. So paiseh... Haha, but think she forgave me, cos she did spill something on my pants too.. heez...

Movie after tat was nice, veri funny... Thru the movie, dear Foo keep msging me how, got hold hands not... Haha, first time i peer to the right (she was seated to my right), her hands were together, how to like hold sia... Nvm, wait for chance later... Hahaha.. 2nd time, her hand was used to support her chin so how to hold again... hahaha...
Seems like nuthing gonna happen tonight again heh...
But ended up later part of the nite, the 2 diff hands did met.... After movie, brought her for supper at Geylang... Haha, think she gonna put on weight cos of me... After supper, brought her to walk arnd and since she was curious abt the pros at work, took her on a tour... So i juz held her hands.... Its realli dangerous to walk there along as a gal, and shes rather pretty tat nite....

Hmmm tired to keep writing liaoz... Tats abt allz... Update u all if things do proceed smoothly....

2004-12-26T13:19:00.000+07:00

My X'Mas song of 2004

-All i want for Christmas is u......-
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I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true...
All I want for Christmas
Is you...

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you...
You baby

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Baby all I want for Christmas is you
You...

All the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need -
won't you please bring my baby to me...

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see baby
Standing right outside my door
Oh I just want him for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is
You...

All I want for Christmas is you baby... (repeat)

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2004-12-23T21:33:00.000+07:00

I am so god damn tired...
Totally shag out man, every part of my body doesnt seem to be responding to my brains
and it doesnt help tat my brain isnt processing much....
Wat do u expect....
For last 2 nites, i've only slept a total of 6 hours, done my duty, went swim, jog, play soccer, best of all chiong and then went stra8 to Malaysia to shop one whole dae....

Hmmm dunno how but amazingly i still going down to Chinablack....
Eyes r puffy, eyebags pertruding, lips turning red.... All signs of lack of sleep...
And y the f*** and i still going to Chinablack.... Seriously theres no need to bother abt gals in tis condition man....

Haiz juz becos dear vincent bought tix for me and im giving him face.... lots of face...
Lucky i haf no plans for X'mas eve.... X'mas eve shall be my rest day....
The day of rejuvenation.... The much needed time to replenish my body system....
So plain, so boring heh... I dun care... I juz sleeping my way thru X'mas eve...

2004-12-22T17:57:00.000+07:00

I think my elder bro is waiting for me to get a gf...
Hahaha...
Y? u muz be asking....

Today evening, the 3 brothers happen to be at home...
So we headed down to the park to join younger bro and his gang of neighbourhood friends in their evening soccer game...
Guess i and my elder bro seems quite scary, cos everytime we join in, there will be murmurs going arnd, "Oh no... It's Junying's bros again..."
Anyway while the 3 bros r having fun, elder bro's gf seems quite bored, sitting there alone watching the match...
And occasionally she talks a stroll arnd the park....

If i do haf a gf, things may juz change....
Both of them can be best buddy, or rather sisters man....
Take a stroll arnd and gossip abt the whole world...
Walk the dog if there happens to be a dog... Hee
Or even do some cooking for dinner...
Somemore bro's gf is same age as me... Cant be tat much generation gap btw the 2....
Unless.... Nah im not a pedophile and not gonna be a mama's boy... hahaha...

2004-12-19T21:12:00.000+07:00

Pic taken from the Lion City Dance festival held tis yr. Coming next yr Feb 26th, there'll be the Dancemaster held in Singapore. Another nite of true class and elegance. Ask my mum for 2 tickets, and she gave me tat look and kept asking who the other ticket is for? Ha, i juz told her to wait and see. Decided to finally bring a gal to "meet the parents" or rather "meet the Ng's". Shdnt be tat difficult to get another ticket cos my younger bro is competiting in the juvenile event. Tat nite shall be a nite to rem, i'll be absolutely charming in my formal wear, driving the car to pick her up. She'll be in her splendid dress, looking simply desirable. Although the dancers r all so hot, hunky and babelicious, we'll match up to them... Hahaha.

2004-12-18T21:49:00.000+07:00

Rich guys always get to date pretty gfs...
Hot gals ultimately aim for loaded bfs....
Theres gotta be an attraction btw money and beauty...
Somehow, the world seems to revolve such tat if the guy is rich, he wood haf no probs finding a hot date...
Materialistic world? Most probably...
Tats juz y ' Money makes the world goes round..."

Juz booked out todae evening, hungry and was getting quite late. Empty stomach was rumbling non-stop for its foresaken dinner. Lucky parents were nice enuff to wait for my return b4 setting out for dinner. Upon reaching home, mum was juz in her cheerful mood greeting me, ' wo de er bao zhong yu hui lai le. Yao qu na ni ci? ' (Translation - My 2nd precious son is finally back. Where do u wan to eat?)

Being polite, i ask them if they already tot of anywhere to eat. Dad didnt mind trying out some fish head curry in Little India area. But spices werent much in the menu of wat my stomach crave for. So i suggested italian pizza and pasta at Casa Roma. Younger bro was juz delighted and all out for my offer, so off we went down to Casa Roma.

It is where at Casa Roma where i met Mr. rich kid and Miss beautiful. (Haha, wth...) This ac guy, Tim Yong, same year as me, was there with this pretty, intelligent-looking gal with nice bod. (Hahaha.. wat vivid desciption). A little thing i noe abt this Tim Yong although we were not even like hi bye frens - His family is always very loaded, such tat he cood afford sums like 1k plus juz to get v.i.p. seat and treatment when Man United Football club visited Singapore few years back. And i bet the one of the nice convertible park outside belongs to him.

There i was sitting at one table with my family and time to time, checking out his table over there. Typical couples sharing food, feeding each other, though the gal was using her hp half the time there. Looking at him, i begin to find tat some guys in the world are like a class higher than u. They r bred with the golden spoon, train from young to be the next most eligable guy, package up with the ownership of nice car, house and lots of money to bring u arnd classy restaurants. Seriously which gal wood reject an offer like tat, and seem tat the gal together with him now may juz be another gf of his whom will entertain him for the next few weeks or even days.

Isit so difficult to find a perfect gf? Frens often question me y im so afraid of committing into a relationship. Besides, finding a date, bring her home and eventually break-up is all part and parcel of growing up. Its the simple logic of u dun try, u nv noe hows its gonna be like. I guess I realli dunno, its not like i cant think of anything to do with a gf, actually its more of the other way round. I do haf my fair share of lady luck, juz nuthins happening.. Hahaha. Guess even my younger bro is more of a 'smooth criminal ' than me, gals of his age asking him to add them to his contacts. Pressurised? Nah. I juz expect too much.

Anyway dinner at Casa Roma was good. My younger bro coodnt help complimenting the food sizzled his appetite. Havent seen him eat so much b4. He was in such good mood that he starting chatting to my dad in French, the little bit of French he learn from his dance partner. It sounded something like " ko mo voo voo ja pla?" (Wat is your name?) So my dad smile at him and cooly replied "Ja my pal Michael." (My name is Michael.) French is juz so sexy. Its a language juz pleasing to the ear and makes u feel so classy. I guess i wood start learning French in the holidays, and since my elder bro and father both mastered it, i shdnt be left out. Haha, next time when dining together we can all juz speak French. How stunning wood tat be..

Gonna end off here... Still yet to plan for things to do during X'mas... Hmm?

2004-12-18T21:01:00.000+07:00

For all R&B songs suckers or hip-hop dancers, this is juz the movie for u man. The dance moves in the movie is juz so cool. I feel like clubbing all of a sudden..

2004-12-15T20:41:00.000+07:00

Yeah... Leaves and overseas holidays...
I guess they juz come together man...
Maybe Singapore is juz too small to realli maximise the fun during ur hard earn leaves...

Hmm this coming Dec leaves, the 27th batch of us r planning the Malaysia trip...
Yeah, date set and plan for wood be this coming 23rd of Dec...
Juz nice...
21st i will be in camp doing my DOS duty, 22nd book out day, 23rd early morning, dear Naku wwill pick us up and off we head to Malaysia... Shop and eat till the late afternoon then b4 nite falls we'll be back in Singapore, up and ready for NUS biz bash....
I've juz got things all work out man...

Talking abt Malaysia.... I guess its abt time i start learning the roads and places to eat and shop in Johor... Food there is confirm good and cheap loh... Then next time can juz drive gf or bunch of frens up there for some fun...
Hmmm to think of it, i actually almost had a resort house in Malaysia...
My parents had initial plans to build a big bungalow like sort of a resort in Johore instead of the current wan under-construction at Kheam Hock road...
Initially wat my family tot were tat, with a house in Johore, we cood juz every now and then drive up to Malaysia and enjoy the house and the things over at Malaysia...
The main thing was tat matland is so much cheaper, so u can buy more land and do more stuff like having a big swimming pool....
Seriously, it wood be how cool to haf a house like tat there... Can hold parties there... Swim and tan, enjoy watching all the cheap pirated Dvds bought there... And more importantly it'll be a perfect chill out (or rather make out ) place man...
Then can golf at the clubs there.. Be so much cheaper than Singapore....

However main reason the plan was scrap was due to the fact of poor security in Johore... With nobody living in the house during working days, there might juz be a break-in anytime and nobody wood noe abt it... And furthermore, spider-webs and dust will juz accumulate...

So end up, parents decided to build a house in Singapore opp SMU... I didnt oppose much, ha, thinking i can go con some SMU gals over, when house is built... But turn out to be tat SMU is shifting to Brash Basah b4 my house is completed... DAmn it... Hahaha... Nvm lah, the new house still got a small pool for me to haf my luxury of sun taning.. And the top level shall be a entertainment room where there will be projection tv and home theatre system... Then i can juz coze up with my gf next time on those soft bean bags, covered by a blanket and enjoy movies in a cinematic environment... How nice heh.... Wah lau cant imagine tat... Steam liaoz...

Anyway... Further up for the next few months, Thailand trip is in the midst of planning... So far, Foo and Vincent on.. Dear Steve, still comtemplating, cos he already plan to go Australia to visit his dear Jl... Rite Steve? hahaha, dun think i dunno... Nvm juz come Thailand lah, i promise going Thailand with Jx wood be more fun and cheaper then meeting Jl in Aus...

Imagine... Shopping for 2-3 days at Bangkok.. Then we head to Pattaya and enjoy the beach activties like jet skiing, siting on the banana float, enjoying the breeze and view while strap onto a parachute drag by a speedboat.. Juz mind-blowing i tell u... Then at nite... WE shall go club... According to Vincent, Thailand clubs r juz best... Drinks r freaking cheap, Gals r hot and so much more approachable... But muz noe to control lah.. Hahaha... C'mon man.. Lets gogogo...

Finally all i haf to sae is tat leaves and holidays r juz heavenly man.. Finally, the taste of a free man... At last... at last...

2004-12-15T11:40:00.000+07:00

Saw bunch of female recruits in camp juz now...
Realli pounders me that y wood gals be willing to become a soldier...
Bond urself to the government by contract which states the end to ur freedom...

Hmmm, might be they haf no education background, therefore army provides stable income?

->But eventually those with poor education background be stuck in the lower ranks and their pays will nv rise too... Y not try other outlets like even MacDonalds, nicer environment somemore... Juz need to smile and sae "welcome to MacDonalds, may i take ur orders?"

Might be their father or boyfriend or brother r serving the army?

->This is retarded... So wat ur luv wans r serving the country, doesnt mean u haf to join in the hell hole... It will only turn out u having less time to share with ur luv wans cos most of the time all of u wood be stuck in camp...

Might be they money urgently, so signing contract gives them some sort of loan?

->But i believe theres always other ways to raise the money rather than devote urself to the army.. And ultimately, gals shd juz find a nice guy and marry off...Start their family and live happily ever after... Haha... Anyway rate of gals who serve the nation and cannot find a husband r like above 90% loh... Unless they r born with good looks lah...

Might be cos they haf real bad relationships b4, gave up on guys so, might as well join the army?

->Tats super retarded too... If this the case, then i so sad i didnt get to noe u earlier... Hahahaha.... Things wood haf change loh....

Enuff of self-debating... Watever the reason maybe, i guess it sure takes lots of thinking from them b4 signing on for the army...

2004-12-15T11:33:00.000+07:00

THE NERDZ QUIZ CORNER

May the real Dumbass pls stand up... Pls stand up...

LEts see....

Wat is (x-a)(x-b)(x-c)--------(x-z)?

Too cheem for u?

Hahaha... Let me tell u the answer...

Its zero....

Still dunno y isit dumbass... check my comments inside....
Haha....

2004-12-14T13:30:00.000+07:00

My food intake i bought todae tat will last me for the next few days... Haha.. Yeah...

2004-12-14T13:07:00.000+07:00

Wats up with blog... ITs starting to look unfriendly with all the chinese characters...
Maybe its my explorer encryption prob... But these chinese character r taking me some time to process wat it means...
Ha, and to think i got B3 for my AO chinese... Damn, it juz shows im becoming dumber...
Hmm.. nvm, i shall name German as my 2nd language next time... Haha....

Anyway.... For those who haven seen me online for the past few days or any new posts on tis blog,
reason is - i haf 50 heavyweight champions who r extremely blur to take care of....
These 50 new recs r juz like giant telly tubbys i tell u.... And some haf juz merely completed their pri 6 education, so its realli quite hard to make my instructions clear to them....
Seriously, now i think i the most patient and tolerant person alive.... Its takes skill to train these big buffaloes man...

Moving on from things in camp....
Eh, I realli luv basking in the sun beside the pool... Ha, i think during my long duration of leaves i juz gonna swim every day or every alt day.... Start with doing circuits (swim 2 laps do some exercise, and another 2 laps with more exercise.... till u shag out)... Then i shall juz lay by the pool, feel the sun rays purifying me.... Ha... I shall be the next sunshine boy! And good thing is tat i wont be going back to camp from 23rd Dec to 3rd Jan... Best...

I also tried doing some Xmas shopping, during my short half day leave todae... But coodnt do much, juz got a few cards and lots of food to bring back to camp... Noe wat, cos of my humongous appetite and stomach with botttemless pit, im gonna make a good house husband next time... Or rather, the more refine term for it, the home maker.... haha, yeah, im mr. home maker....
Y? Cos once in a while, i will drive to cold storage and shop for groceries esp food to preserve me while im in camp....
And i luv to shop for groceries, trying out all kinds and diff brands of food.... Ha, guess i sound like im some fat bastard who got some eating disorder.... But unfortunately, im still slim with 6 packs.... Hahaha...

Hmm, i wonder hows every1 gearing up for Xmas... Todae while shopping for few cards, i found a few interesting cards... Let me qoute one... "Xmas comes in pairs.... Ribbons and gifts... Stockings and shoes.... (then on the inside it states) Me and u... Naked.. And breathless...." hahaha.... Realli wanted to get tat... But on 2nd tots, i doubt i cood give to any1 without she giving me that perculiar look or worse, the tight slap... Haha...

Anyway.... Feel free to comment on ur wish list in my comments... hahaha... But get it rite first tat im no Santa claus....