Friday, October 8
TIs week was Boring... No nights out... Instead a 3 day field camp... But i guess its okae, since tis gonna be last few field camp heh... ORD loh... anyway.... i shdnt bitch so much abt the details in ns... hmmm juz wanna share the conversation Wah wei, Vincent, Jia jie, Foo and i had with OC (our boss) ... Danny's the man... with the broken english...
~~~~~~~ PArt 1 ~~~~~~~~~
Danny (OC) : 'Hey u all last time got fight not ah?'
We replied with a yah abit lah...
Danny (OC) : 'Got fight good... Wah last time u noe i was a pi kia... Pi kia u noe.. Then my mother everyday fuck me wan. One day, i buay tahan then i shouted back, knn u scold finish not, everyday scold, i wonder i realli ur son not?'
and he continues....
Danny (OC) : ' wah after tat, jialat jialat... She complain to my father, he came home.. Guess wat he do to me....Hee hee (with his evil laughter) WAH... (with his exaggerated face) He take the bag of chilli and stuff it into my mouth.... Wah... Fucking hot i tell u...Ah dun mess with my father i tell u.... Dun mess arnd....
~~~~~~~ PArt 2 ~~~~~~~~~
Danny (OC) : ' U noe last time i was in 2 pdf... i everynite nv go home wan.... (showing us his garang face... but end up looking juz as retarded) then i everynite go to the lounge to play the yahoo pool.... U all noe wats yahoo pool?
Haha, of cos we replied yah we noe sir.... think he noe abit of internet, noe everything liaoz...
Danny (OC) : ' wah then tat time, we always go see the picture of the player.... wah i tell u... some quite pretty cos they from america( which my oc pronouce as ammmerri ka ). then i will type - hey nice to meet.. im from singapore... But then no reply.... then i continue type - r u tat beautiful?
Danny (OC) : ' Wah then after some time came the reply of cos...(begins his evil laughter) wah but noe wat... ah noe wat, behind writes, dun waste my time.... Wah i tell u...I pissed off, noe wat i reply... (smiles like he juz got married) ... HAha... i reply Fuck u understand....
~~~~~~~ PArt 3 ~~~~~~~~~ (only for audience above 18)
Danny (OC) : Hey u all virgin not ah?
Some of us replied yes lah sir.... while some no lah sir....
Danny (OC) : Wah tell u all... Muz learn to fuck... Nv bluff u.... U muz fuck a gal ah then u noe how shiok....(Smiles yet again) Wah the time u explode, tat time i tell, tat time... lagi best.... (He looks at us, the bunch of virgins, for awhile) I tell u wat, i muz organise outing to tis pub... Muz i tell u... I be conducting, supervising and safety officer!.... Its at choo jiat there.... There power... No need alot of money... $20 onli... Okae no, bring $35, buy 1 drink and sit at the bar... The gals will juz come and u juz choose....From Vietnam wan u noe... then u deal with her lah... Buy her 1 drink then can touch touch whole nite... Then u wan further details u can tie down with her... But u shy then juz touch touch the whole nite lah... then b4 u go juz give $20 tips can already.... (speaking like the pro)...
~~~~~~~ The end ~~~~~~~~~
HAHA... guess my OC the man....
Jx
8:50 PM
